MERB #42-B: Scott Pilgrim Vs. The World, Part 2 by MolemanNineThousand, literature
Literature
MERB #42-B: Scott Pilgrim Vs. The World, Part 2
VIDEO: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=STK92CbFBvk
••• SCRIPT/LYRICS: •••
(Continued from: https://molemanninethousand.deviantart.com/art/MERB-42-A-Scott-Pilgrim-Vs-The-World-Part-1-713926255)
Scott Pilgrim:
…What a freaking nut that guy was; good thing I made him go boom!
Taylor Swift: Oh, it's not over; of my exes, you'll be fighting six more soon,
And our relationship can't bloom until the lot of them are finished!
??????: Number two'll leave you flatter than his ollies in two minutes!
Rodney Mullen:
Once I start Godzilla-railing, flipping out, you'd best submit,
Because my boards come Über
In Less than a Whole Week (IvanxMatthew) R+J by sampea, literature
Literature
In Less than a Whole Week (IvanxMatthew) R+J
Arthur:
Matthew! Why did you love Ivan Braginski?
Matthew! Don't you know that his kind is bloody?
You leave me no choice,
Listen to my voice:
You are not worthy of going into this school!
In less than a whole week, we're leaving this town!
Ivan's Father:
Ivan! How could you ever do this to me?
Ivan! How could you let in those tendencies?!
You will feel, now my whip!
And don't I hear you scream!
You will be home-schooled,
Until we leave this street!
In less than a whole week, we'll be out of sight!
Arthur:
That damn Braginski!
Ivan's Father:
This love is forbidden! But...
(He prepares himself to whip his son)
The Two Fathe
Death of The Lovers (IvanxMatthew) R+J by sampea, literature
Literature
Death of The Lovers (IvanxMatthew) R+J
Ivan:
What have I done to deserve this?
What karma have I got, to live that?
Is this meant to be, this solitude?
Matthew:
Tell me what I've done to deserve this!
Everlasting solitude, that plagues me,
And follow me around, until the blessed day he came
Only to be...just a poisoned cake?
Ivan:
That does it...I'm leaving.
I had found happiness, but now I hurt.
I am tired of my life, of the whip of Father
I don't care,if this can bring him back, let my head burst...
Matthew:
That does it...I'm leaving.
My wish was to have someone, now I ache,
The safety of his hug, the comfort of his eyes,
I will soon fall asleep and go u
MERB #11: Michael Rosen Vs. Jim Dale by MolemanNineThousand, literature
Literature
MERB #11: Michael Rosen Vs. Jim Dale
VIDEO: www.youtube.com/watch?v=HqiUBszhMZ4
••• SCRIPT/LYRICS: •••
(Intro title text says "MOLEMAN'S EPIC RAPE BATTLES")
MOLEMAN'S EPIC R– WAIT, WHAT?
MICHAEL ROSEN…
…VS…
…JIM DALE!!!!!
BEGIN!
Michael Rosen:
A hip, hop, a hip–hop hippie
To the hip hip hop, and you don't stop
A rock it to the plum–plum boogie say up jumped
The boogie to the rhythm of the Michael Rosen Rap–rap–rap–rap!
When I was one, I had tons of fun
With my mom and dad, going all 'round murdering people with shotguns,
And now I'm sixty-seven times more outrageous, so
Don't m
The Hatbox Ghost : Be prepared by Benthehyena, literature
Literature
The Hatbox Ghost : Be prepared
Hatbox Ghost :
Master Gracey thinks I'm not essential,
And the Ghost Host just can't stand me.
The error I committed wasn't intentionnal !!
But they still banished me fastly...
I know that your powers of retention
Are so strict that they destroyed my pride :
I now haunt outside of the Mansion ;
I miss sleeping next to my bride.
It's clear from your surprised expression
That you're wondering what I've in mind.
Well we're talking next generation...
Even you know that I'm not resigned !
So know that people remember me.
Be prepared for sensational news :
A ghoulish new era
With the return of the fella !
Master Gracey :
And why would
Lost One's Weeping (Finnish Singable Lyrics) by SouAisu, literature
Literature
Lost One's Weeping (Finnish Singable Lyrics)
Tikari, tehty epäilyksestäni
Lävisti kehoni, murensi sydämeni
Heikko rakkaus, seinälle sitä roiskii
Kitarani muuttui jo aseeksi tappavaksi...
Non-fiction
Tieteitä vielä mä pystyn lukeen
Ongelmat painottuu omaan kieleen
Kaks vaihtoehtoo jäljelle jääneet
Olikin molemmat harhaan mua johtaneet.
Ja tänään,
Läksy on
Kirjoitelma,
Minusta.
Vain pieni
Erilaisuus
Se turvaa mua hetken
Mut miksi
sanomme
aina joskus,
siis aina
"olen yksinäinen"
ja "voi kun itken"?
Osaatko lukea nuo sanat taululta nyt,
Osaatko lukea nuo, tuon lapsen ajattelut?
Kuka muutti sydämes
+REVERSE (Finnish Singable Lyrics) by SouAisu, literature
Literature
+REVERSE (Finnish Singable Lyrics)
Lopussa yhteen sulamme, toisiimme sulaudumme,
Sapulo nethy melasu, meisito medulasu
Kurkkuuni sattuu jo, huutaminen väsyttää jo
Tunteineni vaeltelen, vastaustani valmistelen.
...Koska mä
...Koska mä (koska)
...Koska mä (koska)
Syy on tää.
Ajan mukana virraten,
Virtaa vastaan käydä voi en
Luonnollisesti eläen
Itken, ja kuolen.
Niin
Tämä joki virtaa
Tämä joki virtaa
Tämä joki virtaa
Tämä joki virtaa
Minut hukuttaa
a-a-a-aaaa
Naveltu enmitaahau, aakkeil sanka netkeh nämät
Tulevan hautaaminen, leikkaa kanssa tämän hetken
Nyt, t&aum
Pitch wants jack to be like him by Envy-You, literature
Literature
Pitch wants jack to be like him
Now I'm the king of the Nightmares
Oh, my power's grown so large
I've tormented children and men
But I plan to take charge
I wanna see the dark age, snowflake
And teleport right into town
And watch all the other men
I'm tired of jokin' around!
Oh, whoop de doo
I need to destroy you
I need to slaughter you
yet help you, too
You'll see it's true
Jack frost, I knew
That you want the dark ages too
( Geeze, Pitch
You're freak'n crazy
But I haven't even told you the best part, Frost
if you join me, we will always be believed in!
But I don't want to spread fear!)
Now just do as I say, snowflake
I'm trying to make you real too
What I desire at t
Man in Moon
You know I am a deadly being
Of my immorality I am justly proud
Man in Moon
You know I'm so much darker than
The disgusting, pathetic, weak, guardian crowd
Then tell me, MoonMan
Why I see him playing there
Why his light blue eyes still scorch my soul
I want him, I need him
The snow caught in his white hair
Is thrilling in me out of all control
Like chills
Cold chills
This chill inside my skin
This nipping
Desire
Is pulling me from sin
It's not my fault
Mea culpa (Through my fault)
I'm not to blame
Mea culpa (Through my fault)
It is the frosty boy
The spirit who makes me raw
Mea maxima culpa (Through my most griveous fault)
Pitch's Lament (nigtmare before christmas) by Envy-You, literature
Literature
Pitch's Lament (nigtmare before christmas)
There are few who fight me, for fear I will surpass them,
For my nightmares are known far and wide,
When it comes to screams during a moonless night,
I scare without ever even trying.
With the slightest little effort of my darkened sand,
I have seen children scream from underneath,
With the wave of my hand, and a horrifying dream,
I have swept the very innocent off their feet.
Yet year after year, it's the same feel,
And I grow so bored with the sound of screams,
And I, Pitch, the Nightmare King,
Have grown so tired of always fighting.
Oh, somehow I long for your coldness,
A freezing bliss I began to know,
You’re out there yes, far a